Sunday, July 11, 2010

Church

I love church. I really do. There is so much that can be learned there. However, some things that tend to happen at church drive me out of my mind and I'm going to blog about them now.

1. When girls sing the tenor line of the hymn an octave high. Often they're not doing it well which is part of the problem, but quit showing off! It's church, not a performance. The tenor line is for the guys to sing.

2. When people who sing the hymns in the language they learned on their mission. I'm really happy that people served and had the opportunity to learn a new language, but really? This is an English meeting. If you don't know any other language then sing in the one you know (or pray in the one you know, or whatever), but if you know the language of the meeting, use it.

3. The phrase "when I was on my mission." Mission stories are not inherently bad or braggy or misplaced, but they seem to be used that way quite often. Guys and girls alike (and in my ward the girls are worse for it) seem to think serving a mission made them the ultimate expert on anything and everything church related and some take every opportunity to remind you of the fact (often making the meeting run over about ten minutes). I want to reiterate that I think serving a mission is a great thing to do and can really help people grow, but it shouldn't be the end all and be all of your growth and the only source of your testimony.

4. Unprepared teachers. It's no secret that the teaching in the church can often be a little bit lackluster. Often, it's painful to watch. I know that I've procrastinated before (as we all have) but watching people prepare their lessons for the second in third hour during the first turns a switch in my mind and I tune out before I even get to the class. I have had some really great Sunday School lessons and even great Relief Society lessons, but the unprepared teachers reading straight from the manual are not the ones giving them.

Ok, end rant. On a happier note, how cute is this? I can't stop looking at it over and over.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Back in Provo

I have now been back in Provo for one week, almost exactly (I'm a few hours off). Let me tell you something, it is so good and I've done about a zillion things (and not that much at the same time). Here's what's I've been up to.

-Watching Chopped and Cupcake Wars at Sarah's since my cable doesn't work

-Watching Stadium of Fire fireworks from the side of the mountain

-Almost kicking the annoying kid down the mountain

-Helping Ashley move

-Realizing my brakes were shot and spending 300 bucks to get them fixed

-Learning to play euchre at Robbie's apartment

-Taking over Sarah's hand in euchre

-Having some strange agenda to beat Robbie at euchre for no reason

-Going to Salt Lake to see Ashley and T

-Making jokes about little chocolate tears (after going to Hatch Family Chocolates)

-Going to lunch with Caroline and Robbie at Zupa's

-Having a barbecue at Britt and Kyle's

-Kyle and Britt not being awkward

-Going to the freedom festival and buying stuff for the kids

-Watching "So I Married an Axe Murderer" for the first time ever

-Doing my very best to get the ants out of my apartment (including coating my cabinets and dishwasher in salt and cinnamon)

-Reading another book

-Trying to make plans with Steph and her being flaky (but I still like her)

-Hearing her hilarious story

-Seeing my ward friends again

-Realizing the ward has changed a lot

-Purchasing more Disney VHS at DI

I really could make a much longer list, but I won't (partially because Sarah listed many of the things that I too have been up to recently on her blog and I don't want her to feel like I'm copying her). I do love being back in Provo, though. There are more fantastic plans to come.

As much fun as Provo is, I still miss things like this:

Destiny being a model

And this:

Gabe and Tori cuddling in their mom's bed one morning.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Things I Miss

Some of these have already been listed in another place.

Costco trips
staying up obscenely late
costco rolls
giant bags of mixed fruit from costco
avoiding parents on the back side of the building after mutual
going to stake dances on time and having a special music mix for the trip
walkies
purple paint
Garfield curtains
movie watching in the basement
being early and late for seminary in the same day
passing notes
girls camp
phase ten
youth conference
making a service project
im-ing once college started
watching the tv guide channel
the notebook (not the movie)
the dictionary
sparkling grape juice cup on my head
scrabble
bacon cheeseburger pizza (with pickles)
general silliness
getting a ride to church
Christmas carols in the big van while stuck in the snow
backstreet boys/n*sync/spice girls listening

the list goes on and on, doesn't it?

If distance weren't what it is then the temporary band-aids could come off and things could change I think.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

What I've Been Reading

This is a list (and opinions about) what I've been reading this summer. I know I should put authors and pictures but I'm blogging from my phone again so that's a ton of work. Feel free to ask questions in the comments.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: I have, of course, read this before and will no doubt read it again. If you haven't read it yet, shame on you.

The Hunger Games: Another book I've already read and loved. This is definitely one you need to try. It's kind of impossible to explain the plot adequately, but I've never heard of anyone that has read it and not liked it.

Catching Fire: Another re-read. The second installment in what will be The Hunger Games trilogy. If you read the first one you'll love reading this one too.

Dear John: What can I say? I was desperate for a book and this was four bucks at walmart. All in all it was pretty
typical Nicholas Sparks and I enjoyed it.

The Last Song: Same story as the previous, but a little more embarrassing since Miley Cyrus was in the cover. Not bad but so so predictable to the point of hoping you finish so that the story will finally go how you know it's going to.

Savvy: This book is written at an upper elementary level. It's about a family that has magic come to each member when they turn 13. An unusual set of circumstances and a pink school bus make the main character's thirteenth birthday even more unusual. A nice fantasy novel and a quick read that any age can enjoy.

Story of a Girl: I read this on a friend's recommendation. It's a teenage finding yourself type of novel. I didn't really like it. In fact, I didn't like it at all. The writing was good, but the plot did nothing for me. Not to mention it did the one thing I really hate in a book. It just stopped. No finishing point, no wrap up, just the last page. I hate that.

A Curse Dark as Gold: I read this book on the same friend's recommendation. It's the rumplestiltskin (forgive my spelling) story retold. Though it was a little slow to start I really loved reading this book. After the first third I didn't want to put it down and ended up staying awake far too late finishing it.

The Graveyard Book: My children's lit teacher suggested this to the class last summer. He was on the Newberry committee and pushed hard for this one to win. It's the story of a boy that is raised by the inhabitants of the graveyard when the rest of his family is murdered. The story seems to wander a little bit rather than maintaining one line from start to finish, but overall it was quite the enjoyable read. Even my dad liked it (though he does love to read).

Cyrano: This is a retelling of a popular old story. You may not recognize the name, but you've likely heard the story of the ugly man who writes beautifully agreeing to write love letters in the name of a much more handsome man to the woman they both love. Not the best thing I've read this summer, but the tragedy and selfless love in it were definitely worth picking it up at the dollar a bag book sale.

The Chosen One: I've only once been steered wrong by the book suggestions of the YA librarians at the local library. They came through for me once again with this book. It's the story of a 14 year old girl living in a polygamist colony who finds out she has been 'chosen' by the prophet to marry her 60 year old uncle that already has seven wives. This book is extremely well written, a little but horrifying, and a great read. This is another that I stayed up all night to finish.

Lost: This is the story of a 16 year old girl working in a factory in New York during the early 20th century. It tells of the dangers and difficulties of her world as well as the destructive ability of grief. The setting feels real and the author seems to have done her research. The plot moves along nicely. My only issue is with some of the dialogue. It tends to come across like 'yoda speak' probably in a misguided attempt at dialect that is just distracting.

Well, congratulations if you've made it this far. I know pictures make a post more exciting, but like I said: it's quite hard from my phone. Expect part two of this post after I get through a few more books.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Proud Moments

*a note: sorry for no pictures lately. I've been blogging from my phone.

Some very proud moments:

-When my mom and I were speculating about Bobby Flay's fast food habits and she told me to ask the 100 hour board.

-When my beautiful niece Destiny graduated from kindergarten today.

- When I spent two hours perusing mugglenet last night and got so excited for Harry Potter again.

- When I realized I still have my Pickle Pack tshirt.

- This is more shame but whatever. When I found myself tearing up while watching the NBC special on the wizarding world if Harry Potter.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Pit Stink

My nephew gabe is quite the handsome fellow. He's five years old now, hilarious, and completely off the wall full of energy. He often does strange or hilarious things. For example, today when my sister asked him to move a tiny frog from the pavement to the grass (since it was 100 degrees outside) he picked it up and kept it. Naturally it died from being squished or shock or having its mouth forced open repeatedly. They ended up at my house and Gabe fed the frog he 'saved' (which at this point was dead) to my brother's carniverous fish. What a kid. One of his funnier things he does is label stuff in weird ways. Prime example: pit stink. If he can see your underarm, that's pit stink. If he sees a man's underarm or a girl's underarm that hasn't shaved that's nasty pit stink. He'll run proclaiming anyone and everyone's pit stink to the whole household. "Mom! Mom! Mom! I can see Pop's nasty pit stink! I can see it and it's disgusting!" Oh how I love children.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Thoughts

I decided to blog all my little blurbs. Here we go.

The Marrieds:
I'm getting really tired of reading the facebook statuses of the married people I know "Shirley Jones is sick but has the best hubby in the world to take care of her" and the like. It's disgusting. It really makes me want to vomit. By the way, Shirley Jones is not a real person.

The Storm:
There was a beautiful house shaking thunder and lightning storm last night late. I just wish that the house wasn't so hot so I could have turned off my fan and heard it better.

Home:
I've been home for about a month now and I'm loving it for the most part. I get a little tired of having not that much to do and I don't like having to talk to people in the family ward that used to be my whatever leader, but I do love spending time with my momma. Also, my sister works at a salon so we have great shampoo. My hair loves great shampoo.

Baby Tori:
She's one of the main reasons I came home. My sister had her in January so I wasn't able to see her. Let me tell you something, that baby is so fat. Shes almost exactly 4 months old and weighs 17 pounds. Oh, and she has two teeth already. She's also beautiful and spoiled.

Shadow:
I love having a dog in the house. I miss having a dog around when I'm at school. I don't know why, they're just so fun.

Humidity:
It can go away anytime.

Provo:
I have mixed feelings about Provo. I'm a homebody and a momma's girl so I really miss my mom when I leave and usually cry a bit and everything, but I'm missing Provo too. It's about time to head back (by about time, I mean in approximately one month but I need to buy a ticket) but things are different there and nothing's keeping me from staying here. Except for I miss my friends and having things to do like crazy.

That's all for now. I won't make any blogging promises that I'll just break.